She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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