That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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