Non-Jews are for practice
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
