and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
