So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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