Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
