she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
