Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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