I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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