dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
vagina is talking i cant
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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