Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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