got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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