i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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