Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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