My brain says no but my pants say off.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
