The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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