I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
