Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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