is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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