Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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