4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think I died a long time ago.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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