you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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