and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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