why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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