Just mADE A PArabola og urine
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
wow bdsm is so cute
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
