You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That's how pantless uber rides happen
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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