wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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