Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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