i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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