How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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