Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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