But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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