hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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