the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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