what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I love having hate sex.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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