So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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