Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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