who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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