he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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