I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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