is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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