So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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