You just made me feel so damn special
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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