Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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