I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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