She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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