she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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