spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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