i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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