i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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