so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
