I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
