You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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