i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
When are your genitals available?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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