Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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